Ozempicians Need Not Apply

GLP-1 isn't merely eliminating the compulsion to eat. It's eliminating all compulsions, including, some say, the compulsion to engage life.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, an anecdote is worth a thousand peer-reviewed studies.

And if the following anecdote is true, it could kill the GLP-1 surge without the need for a team of plaintiff attorneys to sift through 5,000 banker boxes ten years from now to assess the damage.

They say hedge funds are banning their traders from using GLP-1s b…