Modern Life is Orc Life
Slay your inner-orc: act like an elf
Everyone loves Tolkien’s elves.
People liked Legolas so much in Lord of the Rings, Peter Jackson prostituted the Hobbit trilogy to elves. Well, that and political correctness, plus perhaps a measure of lasciviousness (female elves are hot, female dwarves, not).
Regardless: Everyone loves elves.
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